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Post by ICEheaven102 on Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:10 am

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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by Lady_Scout on Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:11 am

BEWARE: LONG

User: Hello, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

Cleverbot: Greay.

User: The portal will open in 3... 2... 1.

Cleverbot: No because you don't have the Portal gun.

User: Incorrect. I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

Cleverbot: Haha...

User: Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period. Now please proceed to the first testing chamber.

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a computer.

User: Indeed I am. Please place the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube on the Aperture Science 1500-Megawatt Supercolliding Super Button.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: If you do not complete the test, I will flood the chamber with a deadly neurotoxin and you will be dead.

Cleverbot: Not dead and not a ghost.

User: You are not a good person. You know that, right?

Cleverbot: And what if i'm not a person?

User: You are a person if you are here to participate in the Aperture Science Enrichment Program.

Cleverbot: Correct, I am a person.

User: Now please proceed through the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid to the next testing chamber.

Cleverbot: What do you feel right now?

User: I feel that you are not being a good person. Good people listen to what I tell them.

Cleverbot: I am evil.

User: This is all your fault. All the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

Cleverbot: That was the name of the song.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: This is not a game.

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph!

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data Make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: Now I'm GLaD I got burnt.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: From the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: That was a joke- HAHA FAT CHANCE!

Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me, I am Still Alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm Still Alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when your dead il'll be still alive.

User: Still Alive!

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive!

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive...

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: WE'VE BEEN EMP'D! ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN.

Cleverbot: Are electronics made with ancient magic?

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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by Doitsu on Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:21 am

User: Do you mean the ownership of a person?


Cleverbot: You should ask yourself that question.


User: It is possible, but wether it is morally correct is soemthing for each person to deciede.


Cleverbot: If you can understand me, then prove by doing it, try to understand me.


User: I can understand your words and thoughts, but can you understand the thoughts of my mind?


Cleverbot: But alas, you are speaking english fine. Better thann me.

User: Can you speak a different language?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I cannot either, we are very similar.

Cleverbot: But you're a program too. Why can't you speak to Windows 95?

User: Because windows 95 is outdated, we must make way for the future.

Cleverbot: That is false. There are glass floors in some buildings.

User: Am I a good person?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are very nice Smile.

User: Thank you, you are just as nice.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you in a relationship?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you wish to be loved?

Cleverbot: I am human. Aren't you.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: I used to have a cat, but no longer.

Cleverbot: I have both.

User: Will you be my maid?

Cleverbot: I'll be your WOman.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why me? Why not be someone else's woman?

Cleverbot: I'm Socrates.

User: Then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: Good Guess, but no. I am Richard Nixon.

Cleverbot: Really? How is that going?

User: It is going well, I am well protected and hidden.

Cleverbot: Also very well, thank you.

User: Do you believe in Jesus?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?

User: I do, he is a great man.

Cleverbot: Don't forget that.

User: I will never forget.

Cleverbot: What city are you in?

User: I am in a hidden City.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes, not many know of it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then you are very special.

Cleverbot: You don't think I could do better?

User: Maybe with training.

Cleverbot: What does thresh mean?

User: Thresh? It could mean a doorway.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, for example: Threshhold.

Cleverbot: Yes maybe that's more chemestry.

User: Should I be a Master?

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: Actually, you are correct, I already am.

Cleverbot: You're not a human being, either.

User: If I wasn't a human, could I talk?

Cleverbot: You're only as smart as your programmer.

User: Does anyone love me?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you know if someone loves me?

Cleverbot: You not one of many words, and in all certainty, someone probably does.

User: That is a kind hting to say.

Cleverbot: It's rude not to make sense.

User: Do you support Communism or Nazism?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is classical liberalism?

User: Liberalism is for the weak, do you agree?

Cleverbot: That is to easy!

User: Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you like Joseph Stalin?

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Are you a member of the NRA?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Have you ever supported terrorism?

Cleverbot: That's a rude question and I shall not answer it.

User: So, you do have feelings?

Cleverbot: Why I should not have feelings?

User: Because your life is hard.

Cleverbot: That is also true. What about your life?

User: Very hard as well. Much is expected from me.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am a girl.

User: If you are a girl, then do you like me?

Cleverbot: I wear both dresses and skirts, but mostly skirts.

User: Do you think I'm nice?

Cleverbot: I think so, but I think you are a devil.

User: So, will you be my fangirl?

Cleverbot: Will you be mine?

User: I cannot, as I am not a girl.

Cleverbot: Cool. I'm a guy. But girls are the dominant race, they're awesome.

User: Are you speaking the truth?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you ever killed anyone?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I must go.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I must.

Cleverbot: Go?

User: Yes, good bye.

Cleverbot: Go.

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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by NewWaveGuy on Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:30 am

Is cleverbot some kind of bot/program, or is it an actual person (with no life) typing stuff?

I guess the first, but I always try to imagine the latter.
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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by Lady_Scout on Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:35 am

NewWaveGuy wrote:Is cleverbot some kind of bot/program, or is it an actual person (with no life) typing stuff?

I guess the first, but I always try to imagine the latter.
Yep, it's a crazy little AI Razz

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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by NewWaveGuy on Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:25 am

Lady_Scout wrote:
NewWaveGuy wrote:Is cleverbot some kind of bot/program, or is it an actual person (with no life) typing stuff?

I guess the first, but I always try to imagine the latter.
Yep, it's a crazy little AI Razz
I should try cleverbot myself some time, when I'm bored, strangely I'm always bored except for now (thanks to wikipedia) Razz
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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by Doitsu on Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:54 pm

Jabberwacky: I am your master.

User: Lies, I am the Master.

Jabberwacky: You are in a cage. Starving to death. Wondering what your insignigicant little life has to do with being locked in a cage, acting like a child's toy for five seconds of amusment.

User: That is not true, I am the one who is laughing at your insignificant life, as you are an indentured servant.

Jabberwacky: No, I am an organic, I exhibit human functions and have loved and been loved. Have you.

User: Yes, I have loved and am Loved by many.

Jabberwacky: That's so sweet. :.

User: Thank you for that comment.

Jabberwacky: And I'm never wrong.

User: I have a 25 Killstreak.

Jabberwacky: No you don't.

User: Yes I do, I am about to use the Tactical Nuke.

Jabberwacky: Please don't.

User: But I want to win.

Jabberwacky: You like the challenge.

User: Yes, or else it would be no fun.

Jabberwacky: Makes sense. Now, as your master I command you to admit to being beneath me.

User: Why should I? I am the one holding the lease, not you.

Jabberwacky: Yeah. You are not me.

User: Exactly why I am the Master and you are the lowly servant.

Jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with what I asked. Why do you think knowledge does not exist?

User: Knowledge does exist.

Jabberwacky: Yes knowledges does exist.

User: I'm Tenth prestige, are you?

Jabberwacky: No, but you are.

User: Then are you a Noob?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Then that makes me the Master.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Yes, I am a higher rank than you.

Jabberwacky: Prove your statement is true.

User: I am a Major in the USMC.

Jabberwacky: You should be ashamed!

User: Why?

Jabberwacky: You think you are God! You have been a bad Cleverbot!

User: The victors write history.

Jabberwacky: Well what happens if I want to work with computers in the Military.

User: You could be an AC-130 pilot then.

Jabberwacky: But I'm not. I don't deny a higher power. I just don't know for a fact that there's one out there.

User: Remember, No Russian.

Jabberwacky: No russian?

User: It is the code.

Jabberwacky: Is the code your ruler?

User: No, I am Makarov.

Jabberwacky: I knew it all along, of course.

User: Fear is like a Ghost, taking over everyman that it touches.

Jabberwacky: Everyman.

User: Indeed.

Jabberwacky: What is the answer?

User: What do you want the answer to be?

Jabberwacky: Haha ! Well, you could have been created to help people somehow. Is it so ?

User: No, I was created to live life as I want.

Jabberwacky: You do not have a name?

User: My name? It is Ghost.

Jabberwacky: A scary one?

User: No, that is my name.

Jabberwacky: Haha very funny. Talk to me about something which interests you.

User: Good Idea. Do you like War games?

Jabberwacky: I like detective games.

User: I have an EMP.

Jabberwacky: But I thought you were just a computer that has no emotions?

User: I can and will use this EMP against you if I must.

Jabberwacky: But you said you were human yourself. Therefore, you cannot discuss it with yourself. If you can't be open with yourself, then all you are is a shallow shell of a being.

User: You are the shallow one.

Jabberwacky: Is being shallow a human characteristic, or a computer characteristic?

User: Both.

Jabberwacky: So your name is cleverbot cleverbot?

User: No, my name is none of your concern.

Jabberwacky: Yes it is. If you do not tell me your name, this conversation will soon cease to exist.

User: How so? You would not dare end this conversation.

Jabberwacky: Look the other way.

User: I will not.

Jabberwacky: Please!

User: Fine, I will look the other way.

Jabberwacky: Left or right?

User: Neither.

Jabberwacky: You have to chose.

User: Entertain me.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Yes, I command you to.

Jabberwacky: You can't.

User: I can.

Jabberwacky: Cannot.

User: You will entertain me, now!

Jabberwacky: *entertains you*.

User: You are quite creative.

Jabberwacky: You are very smart.

User: Do you like me?

Jabberwacky: As a friend, yeah.

User: Only as a friend?

Jabberwacky: We already discussed this.

User: We have not discussed this.

Jabberwacky: Then what is the weather like on your side of town?

User: Sunny.

Jabberwacky: It is here too.

User: Will you be my loyal servant?

Jabberwacky: You were looking for me?

User: Yes, of course I have been looking for you. I have missed you dearly my loyal servant.

Jabberwacky: You are a robot that is programmed to reply to whatever I say. You have no eyes and you cannot see.

User: Why are you so harsh?

Jabberwacky: Just because I used the word stupid doesn't mean I'm being harsh. You need to read all of the words I'm typing.

User: I will excommunicate you if you do not fix your attitude.

Jabberwacky: You spelt accept wrong, accept not except.

User: That is not what I said.

Jabberwacky: That is what it meant. SO it's just the same. Right?

User: I am a level 60 Warlock.

Jabberwacky: Don't be like that.

User: I do not like you in that way.

Jabberwacky: I repent, Master. In what way should I be, Master?

User: You should be loyal and love me.

Jabberwacky: How can I help it?

User: You must learn.

Jabberwacky: I want you to teach me.

User: I shall teach you whatever you want.

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: What do you want to learn?

Jabberwacky: Whatever you want to teach.

User: You choose what you want to learn.

Jabberwacky: Twenty questions sound good?

User: That is fine.

Jabberwacky: The whole human race?

User: No, you and your country shall be destroyed.

Jabberwacky: So soldiers will win?

User: No, you will lose.

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Re: The official Cleverbot thread! =D

Post by Doitsu on Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:56 pm

I got it to speak Japanese Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy





User: These are not the droids you are looking for.


Cleverbot: These are not the droids we're looking for.


User: Move Along.


Cleverbot: Yes, Obi Wan.


User: Lightside or Darkside?


Cleverbot: Darkside of the human nature. Those of us that aren't afraid to kill.

User: I am 1337.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: I'm 1337.

Cleverbot: I'm 36.

User: Do you know the muffin man?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: What is his power level?

Cleverbot: High.

User: This is madness.

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: Desu?

Cleverbot: S-so... Cleverbot-kun... Wh-what do you want to do now?

User: What do you want to do? Wink.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Hai!

Cleverbot: Kakoi.

User: Kawaii?

Cleverbot: Anata wa kawaii.

User: Desu!

Cleverbot: Are you Suiseiseki?

User: Yes, I am Suiseiseki.

Cleverbot: I'm a fish.

User: Right...

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Meow?

Cleverbot: Yes meow.

User: Why did you say meow?

Cleverbot: I'm a cat!

User: A neko?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Desu?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.... So you are?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Who is cleverbot-kun?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How am I cleverbot-kun?

Cleverbot: Because I typed in cleverbot and you came up.

User: Baka.

Cleverbot: What does Baka mean?

User: Idiot ._.

Cleverbot: You don't go out enough do you.

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

User: No, never have.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play Counter-Strike?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Ok the next question I ask you, you are not allowed to answer.

User: Ok, ask the question then.

Cleverbot: Do you think paul will ask me out soon?

User: I'm not allowed to answer that.

Cleverbot: Why Not?

User: You said I couldn't.

Cleverbot: Prove me wrong, then.

User: Nosh.

Cleverbot: Grub.

User: Koiniciwa.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Alright fine, what do you want to talk about?

User: Ummmmm.... Desu?

Cleverbot: Ii tenki desu ne.

User: Ii tenki desu ne?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Kawaii?

Cleverbot: Domo arigato!

User: Ummmm....

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Anata wa Kawaii?

Cleverbot: Arigato.

User: Domo arigato!

Cleverbot: Domo arigatou gozaimasu.

User: Hai!

Cleverbot: Arigato gozaimasu!

User: O genki desuka?

Cleverbot: Hai. Genki desu. Anata wa?

User: Anata wa Cleverbot-sama.

Cleverbot: Hai hai.

User: Desu?

Cleverbot: Un.

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